Another
simulation that you walk me through,
But the
taste in your mouth ain't good enough for you,
Spray a can
of Raid until it turns you blue,
What’s a
litter bug like me to do?
This love
wont bio degrade for a thousand years,
Don't waste
this moment with recycled fears,
We can make
this day that you rue
You mess
with the litterbug,
The
litterbug ain't a mess like you
Hoo-oh
Hoo-oh
Do you like
it toxic? Do you like it clean?
I'm a job-creator,
babe, and my jobs ain’t green,
The
Primrose Path is paved with polystyrene
By a coal-burning
machine
Enough of
your Mother Earth crying hippy tears,
So get a
Burma Shave with volcanic shit,
She should
shave her armpits too
Try to step
on the litterbug,
The
litterbug steps away from you
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
Put a time
cap on your carbon train,
Protect all
of the creatures in the everglade,
Build your
windmills till you're Don Quixoty,
But you’re
running out of things to do and say
It's been a
(?) gas, but I must scurry away,
May we meet
again on Garbage Day,
Don't mind
me if I lawyer up and sue
Don't worry
about the litterbug,
Cause the
litterbug ain't going to worry about you
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ho-ooh-hoo-ooh
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