Oh, mine is a vigorous tale ‒
I've spent years inside the
whale,
You, my friend, on the other
hand,
Content to run with the
also-rans,
Mesmerised by the circle crops,
Scared to death of the bleeps
and blops,
So you call the cops
But just remember that
One policeman leads to another
Oh! My years of fleeting fame,
But here I am still in this
game,
You, my friend, you'll never
learn,
You're still convinced you'll
get your turn,
You lost the upper hand
because
You couldn't remember who your
enemy was,
So you call the fuzz
And one policeman leads to
another
Oh, you and your thing for
authority,
I wish you would steer clear
of me,
Siren's wail and buzzers beep,
And winners lose and then
losers weep and
Sure as an igloo's what an
eskimo sleeps in ‒
Every policeman knows more
policemen
Oh, mine was a perilous
journey,
But I had the best attorney,
You, my friend, always going
alone,
Now the rats have dibs on your
every bone,
As sure as paths were never
taken ‒
Your dormant dreams, they
never awaken
And it smells like bacon
You oughta know that
One policeman leads to another
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One policeman leads to another
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One policeman leads to another
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