Aa-haa-aa-haa-haa! (x 6)
You opened up my heart before
you scrubbed and disinfected,
You read me my last rights
before the tumor was detected,
You have broken every doctor/patient
confidence and handled me
With incompetence,
This operation takes a very,
very steady hand
Aa-haa-aa-haa-haa! (x 4)
I attended my classes,
I read all of my books,
But nothing prepared me
For this nurse’s looks,
I get weak in the knees,
When I’m told to disrobe,
Anticipating the probe
Counting backwards,
I am getting sleepy,
Drowning in your anaesthesia,
Strapped to the gurney
And prepped for the cut,
I’m too young to die,
So wake me up,
When this surgery is done,
And you make surgery more fun,
And if I wake up screaming and
pleading for love,
Would you give me the gas and
touch me with your rubber gloves?
Touch me with your rubber
gloves
Aa-haa-aa-haa-haa! (x 10)
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