When the time comes to document we did here,
The transcription won't really be that hard,
Cause I'm a woman-eating monster
With a suitcase, full of fire,
And pink flamingos decorate my yard,
Yeah, pink flamingos decorate my yard!
Do you remember that young girl who did all those things with her body?
Yeah, I guess you could say, it was me who gave her start,
I hear she's working for President Clinton the way she used to work for
me,
But my pink flamingos keep pecking at her heart,
Yeah, my pink flamingos keep pecking at her heart!
And they never fly away,
In my front yard they stay,
And, baby,
I sometimes find it odd ‒
You've got to climb the statue of the demon to get closer to God!
Yop!
Now, there's a crowd outside, demanding my resignation,
And a policeman about to draw his gun,
Seems I've lost this battle,
But the war has just begun,
Cause my pink flamingos will outlive everyone,
Yeah, my pink flamingos will outlive everyone!
And they never fly away,
In my front yard they stay,
And, you know, baby,
I sometimes find it odd ‒
You've got to climb the statue of the demon to get closer to god! (god,
god, god…)
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