We were soldiers in a bloody
sex war,
Without a clue about what we
signed on for,
But we fought the good fight
And we fucked each other down,
I sucked the venom out of your
bite,
Went back for another round
Of your sloppy, sloppy buffet,
Watching the chips falling
where they may,
And we tried it my way and
then we tried it yours,
Stopping traffic on the
highway with our public intercourse
Of course we did now, didn't
we?
And there was no remorse, no
regrets of any kind,
We were so unsightly, but we
paid no mind –
It was a sex war,
And we were watching it unwind
From our front row seats on
the front lines,
And we were wide-eyed, shell-shocked,
and messed up,
Cracked actors, ready for our
close up
We were fighting for a
perverse future
For every man, woman, child,
and computer,
And we had our instructions,
so we marched into the fray,
Where I sampled your love
suction, and you showered in my spray,
And you didn't know who you
were shooting at,
I didn't care that your
boobies were booby trapped,
We were all in this together,
it was just like Vietnam,
Except with a whole lot more
leather, and a whole lot less napalm,
Less napalm
We watched in wonder as the
enemy gets
On the receiving ends of our
bayonets,
It was a sex war,
No truce in sight,
Sending home body bags on
every cargo flight,
And we were killing machines
Letting all our guns fly, Sex
Marines, Semper Fi
Our hearts racing every night
as we hunker
In the dirty confines of our
love bunker,
This is a sex war,
And we ain't going AWOL,
Letting God sort them out
after we kill them all,
And we were overstimulated
American heroes,
Fighting to prevent the next
sex ground zero,
Notified by unwanted knocks
upon your front door,
Fresh kills, casualties of sex
wars
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