I woke up on the floor again
And I needed something to eat,
So I went down the street to Monty's Grill.
"What'll it be?" said Monty, sporting a wry grin.
"Just give me the usual, Monty," I said.
Monty just scratched his head and said: "What is that again?"
The usual was the Utah burger with cheese fries and a Coke.
Monty knew that.
I had been coming there every day for the last four years.
Then I began to realize ‒ the man behind the
counter was the IMPOSTOR!
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