Uh!
Come on!
Living room, passing time, talking trash, sipping wine,
I need something more substantial,
New deck of playing cards, I don’t like to work this hard,
I think I’ll have to cancel

I’m running out of time,
About to lose my mind,
I got the 6,
Give me your 9!

Hey!

Slow hand on the clock, I’m sitting here like a rock,
I’m feeling so abnormal,
Pictures in the magazines, all my thoughts are so obscene,
Cover up that centerfold

I’m running out of time,
About to lose my mind,
I got the 6,
Give me your 9!

Hey!

Look at this, what a pair, she won’t let me touch her there,
She’s so discriminating,
This is weird, it’s time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow,
I guess I’ll have to spank my monkey

I’m running out of time,
About to lose my mind,
I got the 6,
Give me your 9!

Hey!