Break it down, break it down, and sing
Break it down, break it down, and sing
Break it down, break it down, and sing
Break it down, break it down, and sing
 
They're doin' it in the North of England,
They're doin' it way down South too,
If you really want to know, what I think of you, now,
I think you look better with a hook in your mouth,
Yes, you do
 
Free samples,
They're givin' shit away!
Free samples,
Singing: hip, hip, hooray!
What a hapless sucker, the one who buys,
His happiness comes in such little sizes,
Free samples,
Free samples, today!

Oh-oh
 
If you're looking for another good example
Of a key demographic for free samples,
Just look at the happy, ridiculous lives
Of the televised real housewives
 
And they're shouting out, (shoutin’ out)
And they're shouting out, (shoutin’ out)
And they're freaking out,
That's what it's all about!
 
Free samples,
They're givin' shit away!
Free samples,
Singing: hip, hip, hooray!
What a hapless sucker, the one who buys,
His happiness comes in such little sizes,
Free samples,
Free samples, today!