When the ground shakes,
And the rattle snakes go round 
Looking for a fang destination,
I’m gonna be the one you saw

When the velvet drapes 
And the sour grapes 
Get together for a wine altercation,
That’s when you gonna hear me guffaw,
And I’m gonna make you beg for it

Aw!
Aw!

Better to believe in something than in nothing at all,
You gonna believe in something, when you chained to my wall,
And I will learn you a lesson now, two by two, yeah!

You might find me in a cage in a human zoo,
I might learn you a lesson of a two by two,
Invite me into your house I’ll demonstrate to you, woman,
I mean BUSINESS, when it comes to FUCKING!

I’m the Devil!
I’m the Devil!
I’m the Devil!
I’m the Devil!

Ay!

I consulted with your Boogie Man, and he told me how to get to you,
I consulted with your Boogie Man, and he told me how to get to you,
I feed off the fear of folks like you, who hate what this world is coming to,
And I put death in a bottle… and called it Mountain Dew

Do do do do
Do do do do
Do do do do
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

[And now a 30-second rebuttal from the lord and savior, Jesus Christ!
“I was just… Y’know I was hopin’ that everybody could just, get along and shit?”

NO!!!

“I was just… Y’know I was hopin’ that everybody could just, get along and shit?”]