Back in the years, before blood lost all its flavor,
You slipped and fell, but fell into my favor,
But I chose the land between Dan and Beer-Sheva,
Case I heard they were looking for a savior
So I focused my attentions on the wars in the west,
Drew up a battle plan and put my armies to the test,
Came walking through the sands,
And you were wearing that dress,
Lost my interest to the boys in the mess,
Dropped to my knees and began to confess
I controlled the world,
You controlled my heart,
And life was easier when watching evil empires fall apart,
Oh yes, it was
You saw, that only my blood lust could ever tear us apart,
So you raided my artillery for a tranquilizer dart,
You steadied, took your aim and shot me straight in the heart,
Let your tender reign over me start
I spent the next twenty years with my hand between your knees,
All the while making sure you heard my cautionary pleas:
There's a price on my head at which nobody would sneeze,
Cause I sailed the, sailed the seven seas,
Accumulating so many enemies
They will fall to me,
And I will fall to you,
And you’re the closest thing I'll ever have to Waterloo
When they write my history,
Will they include all your conquests of me?
I controlled the world,
You controlled my heart,
Your light would always guide my armada in the dark,
Your sight will be preserved in statues and in art,
And life was easier when watching evil empires fall apart
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