She's a nine-to-fiver,
Got evil up inside her,
She's a, she's a graphic designer!
Nobody does it finer ‒
Photoshop and Tiger,
Simplification messiah,
Crop and suicider,
Pantone to ninety-niner,
She's even redesigning China,
Taking your shit higher,
Running something by her,
She's a, she's a graphic designer!
She knows, her designs on me are graphic,
And she goes into work early to avoid traffic,
And she don't need Parson and she don't need Pratt,
And she don't need your feedback to know where it's at,
And she don't need a resume to get through my door,
You better bring your A-game when you wage your war,
A designer, designer!
She's a nine-to-fiver,
Got evil up inside her,
She's a, she's a graphic designer!
Taking your shit higher,
Running something by her,
She's a, she's a graphic designer!
Graphic designer!
She don't need Parson and she don't need Pratt,
And she don't need your feedback to know where it's at,
And she don't need a resume to get through my door,
You better bring your A-game when you wage your war,
A designer, designer!
Hey!
She's a nine-to-fiver,
Got evil up inside her,
She's a, she's a graphic designer!
Airbrushing out your shiner,
BA from Carolina,
She’s a, she’s a graphic designer,
She’s a graphic designer!
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