Military man goes to war in the sand,
And he goes "Argh! Argh!”
Marrying a girl that he can't understand,
And she say "Oh no! Oh no!”
He don't know where to stand
In the chain of command,
They’re getting nervous in Iran & Uncle Sam is a big fan
Woah-aah!
Woah-aah!
Military man gets his meat from a can,
And he say "Alright, alright”,
He is the driver of a weapon van,
And he go "Oh-ho, oh-ho”
He got only one plan,
And there's blood on his hands,
The solution to Afghanistan is only one man
Woah-aah!
Woah-aah!
There's a Korean whore in his mind's eye,
He like to play a little game, and that's "do she live or do she die?”
Do she die x 4
Aaahaaaa!
Aaaah!
Military man plays a freedom jam,
And he says "Oh right! Oh yeah!”
Killing guys is sweeter than marzipan
Oh right! Oh right!
He gonna give you a napalm tan,
If he sees you reading the Koran,
Military man
Ooh-huh
Ooh-huh
Military man
Ooh-huh
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