I can make a straight line,
Like one-dimensional Steve,
I can make a straight line,
Like one-dimensional Steve,
I can make a straight line,
Like one-dimensional Steve,
I can make a straight line,
Like one-dimensional Steve

One-dimensional Steve,
What a fancy when he weaves,
The skeptics will believe in me and Steve,
Steve!

I can make a square,
Like two-dimensional Bill,
I can make a square,
Like two-dimensional Bill,
I can make a square,
Like two-dimensional Bill,
I can make a square,
Like two-dimensional Bill

Two dimensional Bill,
Needs more (?) for his (?)
It takes us out of thrill,
Me and Bill!

I can make a cube,
Hey girl!
Like three-dimensional Doug,
I can make a cube,
Like a three-dimensional Doug,
I can make a cube,
Like a three-dimensional Doug,
I can make a cube,
Like a three-dimensional Doug

Three-dimensional Doug
Slips you underneath his rug,
And he goes and pulls the plug
Because he’s Doug!

Don’t listen, don’t listen!
My words are just fiddling out in the sizzling desert of filthy lies,
Just use your eyes,
See through your mind’s disguise
And tell you what you see
Until you see me

I can move in space and time,
Like four-dimensional Ben,
I can move in space and time,
Like four-dimensional Ben,
I can move in space and time,
Like four-dimensional Ben,
I can move in space and time,
Like four-dimensional Ben

Four-dimensional Ben
Retires to his den
And he goes and does it again!
He’s fucking Ben!
He is Ben,
He’s fucking Ben!
Four-dimensional Ben
Ben!