Young eyes are often windows into no soul,
Watch as the young days drag,
And dumb guys often overdose on rock ‘n’ roll,
And fashion comes in a bag

Oh, it all seemed so important long ago,
And the things they did to us on Monday,
But enough embarrassment for one day,
And the vast conspiracy of Sunday
Is only five days away

Machine eyes living cool lives,
Spending every dollar in the dirtiest dives,
Evil guys believing that the body buys a soul in their size,
Oh, we are going nowhere, and nobody cares

Now you’re alone with the lover that you’ve just met
Using all the playground moves that made you teacher’s pet,
And any wager you get (?) is a safe bet,
And watch your innocence sail away

Ooh-ooh

You’re counting all your money, it wasn’t enough,
And now your last resort is to give hand jobs
To the horny businessmen who resemble blobs,
It’s a million miles away from teenage heart-throbs

It’s a million miles away
It’s a million miles away
It’s a million miles away
It’s a million miles away