What began
as a harmless prank
Resulted in
a fire,
And we've
only got ourselves to thank
For the
harpsichord and the liar, playing in the lobby of the bank
As we wait
in the line of the souls on display,
I want to
eat a complete stranger and confess the next day
What was
once just a signal on the television,
Started
thinking for us,
Now we're spending
all our time wishing
We were
pixies in a forest,
And we'll
never complete the mission
And our
country will fold when it’s faced with a bluff,
I want to
eat a complete stranger and another, cause it's never enough
Mine is
such a sterile life,
Where all
my dead people at,
Let’s dig
all y'all up,
Light your
torch with whale fat and fill up your cup
With the
most refreshing magic
Now, who
needs love,
When we got
statistics
To do all
of the talking,
Now your
brandy, brandy hedonistics?
Better put up
or start walking
Cause the
good 'ol boys in ballistics
Have put
you right there, at the scene of the crime,
I need a
bowl of human gumbo
With
rosemary and thyme
Wine is
deadly as a knife,
Drag your
feet through your whole life
And bring
up the rear,
Take this
man to be your wife,
Forget what
you hear about the folks,
Who have
all the money, heey!
Hey!
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