I took a cue,
A cue from you,
All my sins are now weapons
too
I smelled the stench of your groom,
I think it's safe to assume ‒
Your rose has permanently lost
its bloom
And I bought a Mountain Dew,
But I don't drink Mountain Dew,
I just needed a bottle to
throw at you
And I Am Repulsed By My
Daughter's Lover,
I Am Repulsed By My Daughter's
Lover
If I can give you some advice,
Throw out your sugar and despise,
And next time maybe you'll
think twice,
Maybe I should walk you
through it,
Even birds and bees do it
Without destroying the family
unit
It's enough to make me hurl,
I brought you into this world,
And I can push you out too,
girl
Oh, I Am Repulsed By My
Daughter's Lover,
He's a sore for sighted eyes,
I Am Repulsed By My Daughter's
Lover,
Yeah, he just ain't my kind of
guy
Oh I...
Oh I...
And as usual, your mother
prefers to remain silent
And your brother boozes the
day away,
Day away
This story's getting sad,
Cause being someone's dad
Should never hurt quite this
bad
Now please, feel free,
Take this paternal tip from me:
Get thine ass to a nunnery!
Return the clay to the parlor,
Blood is thinner than water,
I no longer consider her my
daughter
And I am repulsed by my own
reflection,
I think it's safe to say
I over-reacted upon reflection,
Yeah, I'm just that kind of
guy
Oh I...
Oh I...
Oh I...
Oh I...
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