Aah!
Aah!
Now gimme!
Aah! 
Aah!
Pick it up!

When cowboys file for divorce,
You can’t keep them off the horse,
You can’t keep them from the whores

When good boys play the rock and roll,
The guns and whiskey take control,
You feel that Devil in your soul
And do the dosey-dohey

(When cowboys file for divorce)
Where the money go?
Who gets the kids?
(When cowboys file for divorce)
Who gets the house?
Who gets the hounds?

When cowboys pistol-whip the whores,
They build the case for more divorce,
They set the stage for marital wars

When Vladimir Putin stops commuting,
He runs around the Kremlin shooting
Everything in sight

That weight on your shoulders was never yours to carry
No!
It gets as big as a boulder,
And you go and get married
To one of them dirty little things

Hey!

(When cowboys file for divorce)
Where the money go?
Who gets the kids?
(When cowboys file for divorce)
Who gets the fridge?
Who gets the oil?
(When cowboys file for divorce)
Who gets the guns?
Who gets the soil?
(When cowboys file for divorce)
Who gets the boat?
Who gets the house?
Hey!
(When cowboys file for divorce)
Who gets the ranch?
Who gets the hat?
Hey!
(When cowboys file for divorce)

I want it all!
I take it all!

Oh

(When cowboys file for divorce)
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